Music To Soothe The Indifferent Beast

My husband wants to know why I don't fawn over him like I do the dogs - kiss him, hug him, murmur loving words to him, rub his...tummy.

I've given him the spiel about unconditional love, yada, yada, yada, but it shoots in one ear and rockets out the other...

So, my dear hubby, maybe you'll hear it this way...

Ooh, talk to me, baby, yeah, just like this...

Or, if you're having doubts about my theory... see why this dude gets this girl, and this one, and this one...

Now that's what I call foreplay...

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