Hello? Is Anybody There????

I know you're there, I can see you reading...

So why the crickets?

Does my breath smell?

Was it a bad idea?

Does it take too much time to come up with five things you're thankful for?

Is everyone already off the web and in San Francisco?

How about one?

I'll take one thing you're grateful for...

Ladies (and Gents if there are any), come on, don't leave me hangin', you'll feel good afterward, I promise...