tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post6585821513766421990..comments2023-12-22T00:30:12.836-08:00Comments on merlot mom: Stick Me With A Fork - I'm Soooooo Donemerlotmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383116319057495855noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-76499838945226023682008-09-01T21:00:00.000-07:002008-09-01T21:00:00.000-07:00"all her party guests have settled in comfortably:..."all her party guests have settled in comfortably: Zitty Zoe, Short Temper Stacy, Screamer Sally, Binge Eater Betty, Compulsive Bather Cindy, Lethargic Lucy, Procrastinator Polly, Fretter Frannie, and, the star guest, the caterer of this miserable, masochistic affair, the generous to an overflowing fault ... Muffin Top Molly!"<BR/><BR/>I am LMAO! Talk about RSVP Never!<BR/><BR/>As for the perimenopause periods, in MY case, I'm having too many visits from Flo. But..and this may help you in future? In my case, whenever I take several ibuprofen (lower back woes) for a couple or few days in a row? Flo pops right out. <BR/><BR/>So..not saying you should OD on Advil, but.... well ... there are emergencies.shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-61125215947596467982008-05-24T08:36:00.000-07:002008-05-24T08:36:00.000-07:00I never said anything about your nipples. : )I never said anything about your nipples. : )Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02994053521689652049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-53348764261013987072008-05-23T08:49:00.000-07:002008-05-23T08:49:00.000-07:00Thanks for all you comments.ITFL and Dawn: I see ...Thanks for all you comments.<BR/>ITFL and Dawn: I see you listen to me about as well as my own children! Careful, no flo yet, still verrrry cranky.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-54702091975919202722008-05-23T05:25:00.000-07:002008-05-23T05:25:00.000-07:00Um ... at risk of personal injury, I'll say try ha...Um ... at risk of personal injury, I'll say try having sex or at least a close facsimile that leads to ... uh ... you know ... the big O.<BR/><BR/>That can bring it on. Just like labor. Get that uterus contracting and push it on out.<BR/><BR/>And then it will all be better.<BR/><BR/>At least for three weeks or so.Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02994053521689652049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-76745247696586192182008-05-22T22:35:00.000-07:002008-05-22T22:35:00.000-07:00You had me at "bloated whale".All the way to "MoFo...You had me at "bloated whale".<BR/>All the way to "MoFo Flo".<BR/>:)Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-46340102577424045192008-05-22T21:49:00.000-07:002008-05-22T21:49:00.000-07:00Very big LOLVery big LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-91906583601934784342008-05-22T18:02:00.000-07:002008-05-22T18:02:00.000-07:00OTR - heh.I think you're on the right track with t...OTR - heh.<BR/><BR/>I think you're on the right track with the telemarketers; the best thing you can do is find an innocent victim and displace your anger on them.Manic Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02397835927560496425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-65243342685953561312008-05-22T17:59:00.000-07:002008-05-22T17:59:00.000-07:00I have soooo been there....Maybe if someone else s...I have soooo been there....<BR/>Maybe if someone else stimulates your nipples (she says as she ducks and runs away as fast as she can).InTheFastLanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09691830067979224059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-562768885849322462008-05-22T15:29:00.000-07:002008-05-22T15:29:00.000-07:00umm, you could have a hysterectomy?i know, i know,...umm, you could have a hysterectomy?<BR/><BR/>i know, i know, bad joke.<BR/><BR/>i hate PMS.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05602868040771218507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7475652659521783747.post-33310904362251240812008-05-22T14:35:00.000-07:002008-05-22T14:35:00.000-07:00How'd you get the picture of the fork?How'd you get the picture of the fork?Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03794458866930297843noreply@blogger.com